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Green Beaned

Discovering, after initiating the performance of oral sex on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of Gonorrhea or Chlamydia.
Roger picked up a prostitute on the way home from the bar on Tuesday. He paid her $20 to perform oral on her. Unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been Green Beaned and tossed her ass out of his car. He stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.
Green Beaned by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015
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greenbeanadine 

The active hallucinagenic chemical that is released when smoking "green beans that taste like ass".
Dude, you've smoked enough greenbeanadine to send you straight to mulletopia.
greenbeanadine by Robert Weenie August 6, 2003

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