Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

Rusty Clarinet 

The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.

Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.

Rusty Clarinet by Jack Meoff IV December 18, 2006

rusty clarinet 

The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.

If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.

I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.

rusty clarinet by McGuirk September 15, 2008

rusty clarinete 

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.

the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a

rusty clarinete by Anonymous May 22, 2003