uncle jared Share definition Flag The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish. "How can Eli, a Jewish Man, date a neo-nazi? He is such an Uncle Jared." uncle jared by RNJD June 20, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the uncle jared mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch