smack the pony 

Metaphor for female masturbation.

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...

smack the pony by jensvonbustenskjold July 28, 2011

smack the pony 

a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.

rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules

smack the pony by dothehustle May 24, 2006

smack the pony 

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

smack the pony by Greg-K May 30, 2020

Smack the pony 

When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.

Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'

Smack the pony by Scottttt21 January 17, 2017

smacks the pony 

euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.

She smacks the pony right now.

smacks the pony by zeuS9r July 7, 2007