burrito blow 

to get head from a person while sitting on a toilet taking a dump

dude yesterday i got a burrito blow and all of a sudden i had to piss too, damn...

burrito blow by hüttenkönig November 7, 2006

Burrito blowout 

1. when all the stuff inside a burrito sloshes out onto your pants and you start raging

(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)

guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"

guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"

guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"

employee: "no refunds"

guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"

*guy 1 runs away*

*employee takes a stress leave*

Burrito blowout by craisins.inc June 9, 2018

burrito blowout 

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.

Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.

burrito blowout by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013

Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob 

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)

After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.

Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009