ELIXER OF LIFE 

A drink that enables the drinker to become virtually indestructible. Allows extended life. best taken in a act of need. Ex. Before Battle, Before adventures, Before love making.

Ingredients: Thats for me to know, and you to never find out.

PS. Mind control is a minor side effect.

"I feel so good after taking that ELIXER OF LIFE!"

"YEaaaa budddy, I love taking the EoL. That shit is the

headies."

ELIXER OF LIFE by falmeth July 12, 2010

Elixer of life 

Semen shot down someones throat directly out of an erect penis.

Massengill felt rejuvenated after sucking down that ELIXER OF LIFE out of my rock hard cock.

Elixer of life by Giggidy Gilman November 22, 2019

The Elixir of Life 

When you mix a Berocca tablet with a hydrate tablet in water. The Two different kinds of dissolvable tablets generate a chemical reaction that will synthesise the Elixir of life before your eyes. The elixir’s healing properties grant whomever consumes it, eternal youth.

It is often used when “over the hill” adults in their mid to late twenties think they can drink like their once teenage selves. Most commonly ingested on a weekday in work environments to get the dusty through the day.

Gary: Hazza, I am battling, I need the Elixir of Life.

Hazza: You an me both mate, I’ll whip up an Elixir.

Gary: Far too many drinks over the weekend, mate. I am over the hill.

The Elixir of Life by H - Skak September 9, 2018

Elixir of Life 

When a woman goes into labor and her water breaks, it is vital that one must grab a cup and fill it with it. There is nothing else that is more pure and natural than drinking the elixir of life, and it tastes good too ;)

"I had 2 pregnant girls at my house and beat them till their water broke. Their elixir of life took up my 1 gallon milk container and gave me more of a thrill than wombing or munging." - Ben Haney...

Elixir of Life by riptupac14 January 5, 2011