Matei 

Matei is Matt or Matthew in English translated from Romanian. Usually the name of a smoking hot Romanian with spiked hair, and usually very cocky. Great guy and very funny!

Wow, Matei is a super hot guy! I really like his leather jacket.

Matei by Jerkoi January 12, 2012

Matei 

A not that cool guy but he can attract 90% of girls that ever lived on this planet even dinosaurus

Man1:Man that Matei fucked my wife so hard
Man2:I know man that guy fucked my daughter

Matei by Matei-biggest pussy addicted April 17, 2020

Matei 

Slang with a penis that's anything larger than 9 inches. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "bulge" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.

Brice: Hey, man. I accidentally saw you get out of the shower. Nice Matei bro!
Mike: I know.

Matei by Matt Actual December 17, 2015

matei 

when u get friendzoned every single time

x: sup bro did she let u t hit last night?
y: nah bro i got mateied

I just got mateied

matei by awgemane June 14, 2018

matei 

Matei is a romanian name, especially carried by the honest ones. Matei will never let you down and will always help you. He deserves love and respect. A Matei is rare, so take the ocassion.

Matei is such a great boyfriend!

matei by agreatbf11 November 20, 2021

Matei 

Matei is a generally nice guy with a small dick he is also very big headed he is a bit of creep and can be mistaken as a nonce.He is the type of person to not understand a single thing your saying and can be a little bit clueless.

Matei has such a big head!

Matei by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021

Matei 

Matei is a pethard.

omg, a closet ! Matei!

Matei by himoutou January 1, 2022