Sqegg
"wakey-wakey sqeggs and bakey"
Sqegg by TheBrompBringer March 23, 2021
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Sheggy
An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.
smegg nog
A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"
Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
Shegg
1) an egg covered in bird shit. A mix between shit and egg. Common occurence with eggs that have not been cleaned such as on a farm. These eggs are usually undesirable unless the person has very unusual tastes.
2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.
2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.
1)
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"
Shegg by MoonEyes8932 November 28, 2019
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