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Stinkets 

Combination of the words 'Stinky' & 'Tickets'. Used primarily in the technical support industry to describe some rather shit situations customers often find themselves in.

When compared to normal tickets, Stinkets often have a foul look to them. Often if you find yourself looking at them for too long, one or both of your eyes may start to twitch as your brain tries to comprehend wtf is going on.

Another way to say, tickets that nobody wants.
Oi mate, I'm not feeling it today, so I'm gonna dump these stinkets from my queue and let someone else deal with them. Sorry not sorry customers.
Stinkets by selfloathingasshole January 27, 2021
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Oh Stinkers 

A sarcastic remark made when someone is having a stupid problem you don't care about at all.
Person 1: "Ugh, my phone died for the 5th time today."
Person 2: "Oh stinkers for you."
Oh Stinkers by ihaterice July 10, 2015

little stinkers

Little Stinkers- A way better name for a fanbase than Jake Paulers or Logang. The cult following of Drew Gooden (The inventor of YouTube). The fanbase of infamous Viner Drew Gooden.
ME: I'm the biggest little stinker!

Drew: Excuse me, what?
ME: I'm a large small turd!
Little Stinkers- A way better name for a fanbase than Jake Paulers or Logang. The cult following of Drew Gooden (The inventor of YouTube). The fanbase of infamous Viner Drew Gooden.
little stinkers by GREG IS BETTER! December 10, 2018

stinkers bridge 

the bit between the ass and the genitalia, medically known as the perineum.
That whore stroked my Stinkers bridge while she rode my cock last night.
stinkers bridge by SarahJane March 3, 2004

Dr. Stinkenstein 

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)
Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.
Dr. Stinkenstein by provider44 January 17, 2010

Seventy Stinkers 

Philadelphia's 76ers especially during the 90s.
Hey I thought after they ended the lakers run the seventy stinkers had a chance to win the 2001 finals, I was way way off.

tossing my stinkers 

colloquialism for dancing, particularly for people with bad foot odor.
I was tossing my stinkers tonight; the room smelled so bad it made some people throw up. I haven't washed'em in weeks.
tossing my stinkers by Hal Jackson February 22, 2011