Mortaritaville 

Military slang for both LSA Anaconda and Camp Bucca in Iraq for their frequent mortar attacks.

Just got orders to Mortaritaville!

F*ck! Not Mortaritaville!

Mortaritaville by IrqVet March 11, 2021

Margaritaville 

1. Jimmy Buffet song that is the framework definition for what a beach front vacation paradise should be.

2. Term coined by bored individual (e.g. the Author) as the ulitmate getaway paradise.

"Wasting away again in Margaritaville."

"Some day, I'll sweep you off your feet, and we'll spend the rest of our decadent, happy lives in Margaritaville."

Margaritaville by Gunslave May 3, 2003

Margaritaville Theory 

This theory states that if a middle-aged man has too much laid-back fun he ceases to exist.

Not sure where my dad went. My mom said to look up margaritaville theory

Margaritaville Theory by forexchampion March 23, 2020

Margaritaville 

A horny bitch who thrives on crisis and won't listen to reason.
DBC
meth lab
fresh batteries

Tell that sumbitch to eff off, Margaritaville, and think about your children.

Margaritaville by traditional December 15, 2003

Margaritaville 

Miserable failure on every level of life. Would rather live off welfare and live in a drug den than make a decent wage and teach children the right path.

Go to school, get a job, don't be a looser like Margaritaville

Margaritaville by FreeDBCNow December 15, 2003

Margaritaville 

when you fuckin a lousy bitch on her period and then nutting inside of her.

I gave this bitch gonorrhea while giving her a Margaritaville in her cooter.

Margaritaville by MikeBobaguard September 5, 2023

Margaritaville 

The act of getting drunk on margaritas

I’m going to Margaritaville tonight Bill.

I shouldn’t have went to Margaritaville last night, my heads killing me.

Margaritaville by Idek what to put here February 28, 2024