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The action of checking whether people's cars are unlocked for sleeping, stealing or potential motor vehicle theft. Usually done by lads (eshays), losers or bunch of cunts with nothing to do. To be honest, if you can't lock your car, you deserve to get urched.
Oi bro, wanna go for an urch after this esh?
Fuckin oaf bruvva.
Urch by UshkayOrdlay5002 April 28, 2019
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urch, short for urching.. is the act of committing theft from cars or houses
yo g, we should go on a mad urch tn and steal a hottie
urch by scpzy October 30, 2022
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Vomit, or anything that looks or is related to vomit.
Eww, someone urched on the sidewalk.
urch by Daniel Bryant September 6, 2005
A kind of underground culture developing or developed around east london. Can be linked with Indie and has a large musical community surrounding it. These include The Libertines, Babyshambles, The Rakes adn other such bands with hard hitting simple drums and scratchy messy guitar playing. Lyrics are usually centred around going out on the town or about city life in general but can also be deeper. The word may originate from the word urchin because if u look at people such as the libertines they could be described in some way as an urchin of the street.
The Rakes album Capture/Release sounds like a Metropolitan Tube Train travelling at full speed through the depths of the underground with the dead carcass of the urch scene underneath its rusted wheels.
Urch by The Chicken Shack Crew January 5, 2006
UrchDefinition:The Urches (Noun): A sudden, overwhelming feeling of physical revulsion, creepiness, or mild illness triggered by a specific person or environment.Urchy

(Adjective - Negative): Feeling physically unwell or sluggish. Urchy

(Adjective - Positive): A modern slang compliment used to describe a piece of art, music, or fashion that is so intensely good it gives you goosebumps. (Pronounced like "urk").
"Man eating so much chocolate got me Urchy.."
Urch by ItWasAMissInput June 8, 2026

Besmirchin the urchins 

Speaking Ill of younger people in a comical way.
Well are you teachers besmirchin the urchins?

Sea Urchin Propaganda 

Propaganda given by the sea urchins, or other sea creatures. Common sea urchin propaganda includes, pasta being bad, sewers being good, Eggyeg being worse than tacoted, and many more.
I SWEAR THAT'S SEA URCHIN PROPAGANDA, DON'T LIE TO ME!