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Sloppy Dallas 

When your girlfriend packs the fattest lip of all time and sucks the soul out of you
My girl gave me the Sloppy Dallas, shit looked like burnt lawn clippings on my shaft
Sloppy Dallas by Trollafieng October 15, 2020

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

Sloppy Dallas 

Shove an entire can of dip in your mouth and give you someone a blowjob
Sloppy Dallas by Doo lover October 15, 2020

A sloppy dallas 

A sloppy Dallas Is when a lady puts dip in her mouth when shes giving you a blow job
Dude stacy totally gave me a sloppy Dallas after the game last night
A sloppy dallas by Yung poet October 15, 2020

sloppy earl 

A sloppy Earl occurs when one is performing ass to mouth with a hot chick. Then having ones tongue in to deep, she shits in your mouth
Tyler: Hey Todd! Did u bang Teresa yet?
Todd: I tried bro. I stuck my tongue in her butt, next thing you know she frosted my throat with a sloppy Earl.
Tyler: Too bad homie. Same thing happened to me with your mom last night.
sloppy earl by Friarsoul March 5, 2019

Sloppy Dallas 

Getting head while the blower has a fat dip in.
McNasty: Hey Soup you wanna play Warzone later?
Soup: I mean i would but i got TheDooo stopping by later to give me a Sloppy Dallas he promised me.
Sloppy Dallas by xxxtentcles October 15, 2020