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dark_jedi_master

Admirer of tFighterpilot. Not ashamed that he is ghey. Likes teh mens.

Dark Matter Reactor 

A reactor that runs on dark matter, usually started up via power laser ignition to expand dark matter in the center of the reactor superstructure. Currently handled inside of Quantum Science Multipurpose Labs. Although, it is currently undergoing a switch of companies from Quantum Science to Pinewood Builders.
John: Hey Bill, have you seen the Dark Matter Reactor ignition sequence?
Bill: No... did you get a recording of it?
John: HELL YEAH!

create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.
Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.

Dark matter reactor 

Metal balls middle of four pew pew things lol
Dark matter reactor go brr when meltdown

dark matter 

matter than cannot reflect sunlight. theres about 90% of matter is dark matter. which means the universe could be more cluttered than we thought
Dark Matter is a lot like anti-matter which is now completley gone
dark matter by Thomas Henriksson September 16, 2005

Dark Matter 

A substance excreted by nibblonians. It is the fuel source for rocket ships in the year 3000. Among the many astounding properties of dark matter is its incredible density, such that every pound of dark matter weighs over 1000 pounds.
Cop 1: Smells like a 289 in progress.
Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.
Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!
Dark Matter by Kel Varnsen March 12, 2008