The Harness

Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".

Hot damn, I had that bitch in the Harness and she was moaning like a two dollar whore.

The Harness by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

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The harness

Something big dick Jaxson wears on a daily basis that shows off his super penis

Omg I can’t wait to see Jaxson in The harness

The harness by NoCappa November 21, 2021

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The Harkness Society

This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every classroom). This is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. Now, that's something to think about during class.

Too bad I can't put " President of The Harkness Society" down on my college application.

The Harkness Society by horndog90210 May 18, 2009

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