Wading 

Verb, Present tense: Wading

to look in the mirror, fuck bitches, and work out, at the same time.

Man #1: Yo, nice fellow i am acquainted with, what have you been doing today.

Man #2: NIGGA STFU IM WADING!

Man #1: Wow that was rude but then why am in your room while your getting laid and doing curls.

Man #2:........

Man #1: Look at me! my face is not in the mirror.

Wading by Doctor Fuego September 21, 2011

Wading 

Fantasizing about *hot lesbian sex* with a close friend

I am Wading over my freind

Wading by pussydestroyer69420hahafunny March 7, 2021

Wading through her swamp 

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.

Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"

Wading through her swamp by Koban December 28, 2009

wading river 

home of the woods rats and duck pond dwellers. in the woods rats side of town, you are most likley to find young teens congregating in the woods riding atv's or bicycles its also common to find teens and young adults building treeforts out of scrap wood. the deli is common place for "meeting up" weed is always being smoked, ciggarettes being bummmed, and beer being drank. this side of town is commonly called "the teen streets". in the duck pond dwellers side of town, you will always see cars parked in a parking lot near a pond full of ducks thinking they are cool. they often pop pills, and only leave to migrate to the beach, mcdonalds or hess

im chillin in wading river yo

wading river by teeennnss betchh October 16, 2008

Wading River 

Wading River is located in Eastern Long Island NY. This town is pretty to visitors but sucks to live in because there is nothing to do. The winter is hell. During the summer you live on the beach and party. You have to drive far to get anywhere that is fun. Wading River is part of the Shoreham-Wading River School District and Wading River is defiantly better then Shoreham. Bagel Buddys is way better then the Bagel Lady and Wading River has "THE" Deli. The youth is spoiled. The school is good but has mad stupid rules and no cafeteria. It is full of mold and the middle school is actually falling down. Whenever students dont get their way their mommys call, complain and fix everything for their little brats. Its full of privileged, ungrateful snobs. Everyone believes their life is the worst ever and cry at night in their mansions. Everyone is pretty preppy besides a few misfits. All the boys basically dress like fagots. You know your a loser and your life will amount to nothing if you work at King Kullen. Lacrosse dominates this town winning states several times in the past few years and supported by All American players. Also we support a pretty sweet track/cross country team. For the kids who dont do sports there are also recreational options such as weed, shrooms and heroin. This town has a lot to offer.... not really

Yo Shoreham-Wading River sucks mad balls

Wading River by PeaceOne February 2, 2010

Wading Through The Reeds 

The Process during gay anal intercourse where the other man has a hairy swamp ass and you need to find your way to the anal hole

I went wading through the reeds last night and barely made it without getting too wet

Wading Through The Reeds by Krusty Krew Klub May 24, 2023

wading pool 

Noun:

1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.

2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)

She didn't want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.

or

She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.

wading pool by alliedfarces November 2, 2011