gusumptious 

A woman who is fat but in the right places

That whore over there has gusumptious breastsicles

gusumptious by Mulac123 February 2, 2021

glumptious 

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,

This food was so sick and glumptious.

glumptious by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013

Gumptious 

Adjective used to describe something with good mouth feel or that is satisfying to eat. Can also be used to describe something pretty.

“Those cookies were very gumptious” or “You look very gumptious today”

Gumptious by Riverthedoge April 27, 2022

galumptious 

Tip top. Good.

"That food was galumptious" said Joey

galumptious by Ivy Meadows November 21, 2013

Galumptious 

When you've been starving for a few days & finally have a meal, it's described as "Galumptious"... Others uses - A meal that Joey Essex has supplied for you or a friend.

Joey Essex " ah man, that meal was well Galumptious"

Kian Egan " Yo Jo, thanks for the Galumptious meal"

Galumptious by Yawaaan November 21, 2013

gazumptious 

A food that is so good that it makes you jap yourself.

This ramen is gazumptious.

gazumptious by VinelSeason January 9, 2022

grumptious 

Another word for grumpy

"Daddy, I'm a little grumptious this morning."

grumptious by Liam Clegg June 16, 2008