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Retionship 

A sexless relationship. Simply put, there is no 'lay' in it, thus there is no one getting any ass, no oral, nor handjobs/fingering. When one can not get off of, or is put back down to, just first or second base
"She says she wanted to take it slow. but it's been three months and i need out of this retionship"

"I swear bro, I didnt call her fat, but she just won't let it go. Now I'm stuck in a retionship"
Retionship by MRanonymous10101 August 1, 2012

returdshit 

Someone who is very special, aka a window licker that smells like shit
mental people who shit there pants
returdshit by fishinpompey September 11, 2005

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A word that means you will never be bored again because of you searching random characters on the internet while using an apple laptop
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