Fuff

A replacement for the f-bomb when parents/teachers/Jesus is nearby. Can be spelled with one or two F's at the end (not that you'd ever need to write it down).

The comical value of using this is great - from a distance it sounds exactly like "the big one". A quick explanation later and "blammo!" you got yourself a new classroom word.

Teacher: Has everyone got their novelisation of the the screenplay "Alabama Chainsaw Massacre"?

Cool kid: Oh, fuff!

Teacher: WHHHHHAAAAAATTTT???!!!

Cool kid: It's coo' maan. Chill your fuffin' ass.

Fuff by AforesaidCoolKid October 6, 2007

FUFF

appreviated for fucked up for fun

"ayy nigga, LETS FUFF!"

FUFF by djlfkjsd January 11, 2009

Fuff

Fuck

Let's go bowling

Me: fuff that

Fuff by sean15 August 8, 2019

fuff

A noise made by cats who pass in the hall but don't like each other. Usually accompanied by batting each other with their front paws.

Also an alternative for the f word, discovered by accident when a pikey was arguing whilst eating a kebab.

The cats are hissing and fuffing again.

I wish you would fuff off.

fuff by suey December 1, 2003

Fuff

When you feel a bit down, but your not quite upset yet. Its a expression to use if your a bit tired as well.

How Are You?
Fuff
Not a good day then.

Fuff by Abii October 20, 2007

fuff

See (pfft)

1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.

Person 1 - You're an idiot.
Person 2 - Fuff

fuff by GxSlim July 24, 2002

fuff

a type of weed

fuff by []D [] []\/[] []D October 16, 2003