Waqee is the best human being ever, he is better than you in every way, standing around him attracts girls, boys and phones. He can heal people using his nut juice
"Mother Mother my fingers are gone"
Mom: "How did you do that"
"USB port"
Mom: "Its okay waqee willcum fix it"
*waqee fixes it*
Mom: "is there any way I can repay you"
waqee: I think we all know where this is going
*insert pictures of holes in everyone's stomachs and phones*
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi