stump eater 

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin

Danielle is a stump eater.

stump eater by Mojo Inc August 4, 2007

Easter Waffle Stomp 

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.

Easter Waffle Stomp by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025