The Perm 

When a group of guys form a circle around a girl, masturbate into her hair, let it soak in and then use their sperm donation to fix up her hair in a stylish doo. This usually happens before an important school dance or wedding.

Dumb Girl: It's only an hour before prom and I still don't have my hair done. What am I gonna do!?

Some Random Guy: Don't worry girl. Me and the guys can help you out. We'll give you the best perm ever.

(The perm)

The Perm by I Killed a Hooker Once January 12, 2011

The Big Perm 

An old school pimp that uses lots of Jerry Curl and is often seen wearing a hairnet. He usually drives a purple Cadillac or Lincoln.

"No one but The Big Perm would wear something like that."

"Is that a hairnet??? That mutha fucker! The Big Perm is hittin yur shit."

The Big Perm by The Porkchop July 26, 2006

The Permission 

It's the same thing as "The Shocker", only the girl you are giving it to must know that you are going to do it and still allow you to follow through with it. It's "The Shocker" without the shock.

Me and my girlfriend had the talk last night and I think she's going to let me give her the permission tonight.

The Permission by Fahl0029 May 29, 2009

the_permeator 

a pretty cool guy

The_permeator is pretty cool

the_permeator by canadianpersonidk August 30, 2022

The Bradfield Permutation 

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.

I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.

The Bradfield Permutation by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017

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