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Matias Janitschek
Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.
Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
Matias Janitschek by Turtledyke January 13, 2010
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Jantsch
1. To steal something at a store for absolutly no reason, such as antibacterial soap or little children's toys.
2. To be a horribly depressed person that listens to nothing but Emo music and can be found slitting his wrists at any moment of the day.
3. To do something so stupid that it makes people wonder if you might be legally retarded.
4. To take as much time as you possibly can for something that should only take a couple seconds.
5. To suck Slovakian cock.
2. To be a horribly depressed person that listens to nothing but Emo music and can be found slitting his wrists at any moment of the day.
3. To do something so stupid that it makes people wonder if you might be legally retarded.
4. To take as much time as you possibly can for something that should only take a couple seconds.
5. To suck Slovakian cock.
1. Did you really just steal that? Quit bein such a Jantsch.
2. That guy is so depressed that he's turning into a Jantsch.
3. What in the hell were you thinking? You just pulled a Jantsch.
4. If you had taken any longer I'd start callin you a Jantsch.
5. I saw you go into that room with that Slovakian guy Jantsch.
2. That guy is so depressed that he's turning into a Jantsch.
3. What in the hell were you thinking? You just pulled a Jantsch.
4. If you had taken any longer I'd start callin you a Jantsch.
5. I saw you go into that room with that Slovakian guy Jantsch.
Jantsch by Sam and Andy August 26, 2007