Mr Meats 

A word in which one uses to explain a morbidly obese British male teacher that is severely addicted to fast food.

John - damn why is that teacher so fat
Jack - I don’t know but he looks like a Mr Meats
John - oh that explains it

Mr Meats by SalimAhmedYoussef December 5, 2020

grease old mr meatstick 

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

grease old mr meatstick by Big Bear June 16, 2003