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skidward 

A nigga who shows mastery of the trumpet and love
Damn, that nigga a skidward!

shitting sidways 

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.
Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

skidware 

malicious computer software made by a script-kiddie (young individual without any particular skills)
Dude, look at that crappy ransomware asking for 1000 BTC!
Nah, it's just another useless skidware...
skidware by x0rz_ October 31, 2017

Chicago Skid-way 

What many pilots call Chicago Midway International airport due to its short runways the pilots must immediately apply the breaks in order to safely stop.
"Wow, I just went right forward on that landing! That's Chicago Skid-way for ya!"
Chicago Skid-way by djasc June 2, 2018

Skidward 

Yo! That guy looks like skidward!
Skidward by Jiggarome November 27, 2019
A person who's attitude and personality changes drastically (but still never seems to make any sense) especially with the use of narcotics and sugar.
Me: Hey did you see Skidwad lying down on a couch in Spiro Sports Center shouting incoherent things like that he's a gotta define himself character in his own movie?
Other Person: Yeah, what a tool!
skidwad by RichDavis March 9, 2008