ptASSd 

Post Traumatic Ass Disorder. A constant, irrational fear of your ass being harassed in a wide variety of ways, due to an inordinate amount of grabbing, spanking, poking, etc by your friends. The most common observable symptom of ptASSd, is never turning ones' back to anyone EVER, and NEVER bending over within anyone's reach, even if extremely inconvenient, so as to avoid a pen or pencil from being slipped into their buttcrack for example.

After 15 solid years of our butts getting poked and grabbed by everyone else all the time, our circle of friends all suffer from ptASSd.

ptASSd by Ktulu82 November 29, 2020

passdaddy 

usually defined as that fat annoying kid, usually clings to you but starts crying if you tell him off

oh, you know George?
yeah he's a Passdaddy

passdaddy by blakkidd March 11, 2019

Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)

The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.

Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."

Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010

PTASD 

Parent/Teacher Association Stress Disorder

PTASD is the feeling that most volunteers get when they can't say no and they overcommit. Symptoms are:
1. Hiding in the produce department when you see a fellow volunteer at the store.
2. Avoiding your email for days or weeks at a time
3. Flinching, gagging, or retching when someone asks if you got their email
4. Barely slowing down and pushing your kid out of the car at school drop-off so that you can't be engaged in a conversation about PTA.
5. Beginning every sentence with "I'm sorry that I didn't ..."

I have not been able to find Jane for weeks. Does she have PTASD? I need to know about the book faire.

PTASD by zwartgat December 4, 2011

passdowit 

Inmates who freely go in and out of jails or prisons. Passdowit(s) plural; more than one.

He/She is a homeless passdowit that we usually only see during the winter months.

passdowit by Moleored May 14, 2018