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Grampy the Mammoth

A very rare mammoth found in the very anticipated game named 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' made by video game developers Bethesda.

In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.

You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
-Hey dude, I found the best bow ever! The Daedric Bow! It's SOOO strong!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
Grampy the Mammoth by TheRondny101 November 22, 2011

Slay The Mammoth 

In James Bond 007 Nightfire when a multiplayer game is set up with team battle with all super maxed stats rook bots, pistols, at fort knox up to 30 kills. with regular health for players, and 100% for rooks.
Kevin: Are your guys ready for some Slay The Mammoth?

Jim: Are you ready to get bum raped by some Rooks?

Taming the Mammoth 

Depending what context it's used in, taming the mammoth can mean many things:

-To masturbate
-To trim one's pubes (Being male)
-To tame a mammoth
Bro, what are you doin in 10 minutes?
-I'll be Taming the Mammoth for my date with Jessica, she totally wants me inside her. Why?

(Walking in on roommate)
Dude! What the fuck are you doing?!
-Sorry man, but if you don't knock first, you deserve to walk in on me Taming the Mammoth.

Ooh Ooh, Ugh!
(Rides into village on none other than, A Tamed Mammoth)

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth 

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

Waking the baby mammoth 

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
Waking the baby mammoth by Alosie December 4, 2009