porkface09 

not a nonce

yo whos that guy we are friends with
oh its that porkface09 guy

porkface09 by the golden kitchen gun November 13, 2020

Porkface 

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.

X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's such a porkface.

Porkface by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010

porkface 

A desciption of someone who has eaten all the pies and was very silly and jevenile to do so.

An egghead, a cabbage flagrant, a cauliflower eared fool such as Bernard Manning - a total porkface

porkface by Total Chav September 24, 2005

Porkface 

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.

X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? She's omnivorous. I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's also a porkface.

Porkface by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010