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Dateslexia

A very common condition in which a person gets their dates mixed up.
Husband: Sorry I forgot our anniversary yesterday dear I thought it was next week.

Wife: Well you have recently been diagnosed with dateslexia so I forgive you!
Dateslexia by punch!uation November 23, 2010
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Used to describe a person who is more dateable than Sayori from Doki Doki Literature Club, but less dateable than Lou from Brawl Stars.

Officially recognized as a real word by iPhone X autocorrect (at least on my phone), but only when uncapitalized.
Person 1: "How dateable is Aqua from Konosuba?"
Person 2: "I think she's datesblr."
datesblr by KukakipIDR July 16, 2024