Watney 

A clumsy or awkward guy, who constantly screws things up. Not quite a loser, he may just be unlucky. You may still friends with one, but still.

Fairly common in Western New York, Buffalo

"Barry spilled the bag of weed all over the carpet. Then, while reaching second base with Adele, he threw up on her shoes!"

"Yeah? When he borrowed Steve's car, someone sideswiped it..."

"Barry. That dude is a total watney."

"Word."

Watney by HRCostigan January 2, 2013

Mark Watney 

The guy who grew potatoes on Mars using his own shit as fertilizer.

He is from Andy Weir's book "The Martian" (2011) and was portrayed by Matt Damon in the 2015 film with the same name.

There're two things that Mark Watney hates.
Disco and Potatoes

Mark Watney by ben-mactavish January 20, 2021

Mark Watney 

The only human being to have died on mars

Person A: who’s this Mark Watney guy?

Person B: he’s from the book “the Martian” by Andy Weir

Mark Watney by GayJoe October 25, 2020

Waney'd 

Giving an unreciprocated I love you

Me: Did you hear about how Justin and Gracie's date went? I think he was going to tell her he loved her.
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got Waney'd!

Waney'd by TurntNByrnt December 20, 2019

A Warney 

A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.

*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!

John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife

A Warney by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Jody Watley 

Grammy-winning singer/songwriter, producer, fashion icon and stage actress. A founding member of the disco/R&B group, Shalamar who started her own highly successful solo career on her own merits. Also credited with introducing the phrase, "Hasta la Vista, Baby," into the spoken pop culture lexicon. Musical genres practiced include soul, jazz, R&B, house, trance, club, broken beat, downtempo and trip hop. Has an occasional touring band known as SRL, or Soul Re-Loaded. first to feature the street dance style, waacking, in her music video, "Still a Thrill", in 1987.

Jody Watley won the Grammy for Best New Artist at the 30th Annual Grammy Awards in 1988.

Jody Watley by Mirror Ball September 22, 2020

Witney 

A large town and one of the most ghettoest in Oxfordshire, now overridden with chavs and violent teenagers. Witney has its many council estates each with its own gang e.g. Burwell and Smiths. Common sights include under-age drinking and abusive insults to the general public. Residents of Witney, are called witneyites and refer to their town as "Shitney"

Pete: "See that guy over there?"
Mike: "Yeah"
Pete: "He's from that shit-hole Witney"
Mike: "Eeewwwww"

Witney by Pete Johny March 7, 2011