waffle penis 

When a man places his penis into a Belgian waffle maker and tries to flip giving his cock a twist as well as griddle marks.

Who needs a spiral condom i have a Waffle Penis?

waffle penis by sandlers butter February 4, 2009

penis waffle 

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.

penis waffle by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Penis Waffles 

A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments

*Marriage Troubles*

Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''

Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''

Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''

....................

Wife: "WHAT!!?''

.......

Husband: "Err''

............

Husband: "Penis Waffles!''

Penis Waffles by He-Roe November 4, 2007