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Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
I am a wassie.
WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023
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A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.
*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019

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wasiangamer03 by WASIANSIMP January 23, 2023
Wasim is a popular name used by Arabs to name their sons. It means It means 'handsome'. My Wasim is the most beautiful and kind person to exist. His loved by everyone. Wasim knows no strangers, he could talk to a person he just met for hours. His intoxicating aura draws you closer to him, you're comfortable around him, you can tell him your wildest secrets and it wouldn't shock him. Wasim has been through a lot therefore his non-judgemental. His always helping someone somehow. His slightly complex and difficult to love but if he likes you and gives you a glimpse of what's in his heart, you'll develop a love for him which is truly indescribable and he loves deeply and passionately.
His lips are soft and contoured, his heart is as big as the sea, his brown eyes are full of mystery and his willy is as big

as it can be.
Wasim is mine and mine to keep. I love him so much because his a lot like me.
Wasim by callmeselfish December 11, 2017
A smart and beautiful girl. Don't fuck with her because she's going to get your ass with Karma. She's a strong and great leader. She is good with people and you can trust her. She is not a liar and if it comes to it she'll fight for what she loves.
Do you know her? I've heard of her, her name is Wassima. They say you better don't fuck with her beacause she's going to get your ass.
Wassima by (JustSomeone) February 26, 2017
Wasilat is a smart beautiful and almost as lazy girl. She says what she want to say at any point . She is born somewhere between being a Aries and a Leo . Her looks name her queen and or princess maybe even goddess
Wasilat is coming for you
wasilat by Lit.goddess May 20, 2018