cyncall 

cyncall is a very very hot guy, id fuck him and hes prrty cool he gets the hoes

he has a 10 inch penis

pandaz "Fuck you cyncall!"
cyncall "Shut up simp!"

cyncall by cyncall September 15, 2020

cyncall 

cyncall is a hot guy, 10 inch penis, and he is really cool gets the hoes

pandaz Fuck you!
cyncall no simp

cyncall by cyncall September 15, 2020

Cynically Optimistic 

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.

--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.

Cynically Optimistic by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017

Cynically Optimistic 

When you believe all of humanity is driven by self-interest, but that humanity also has an innate desire to feel good about themselves, and that's a possibility for a person to act kindly. such as actively recycling out of a sense of legacy/guilt.

I could just be cynically optimistic right now, but I think that guy only helped that lady across the rode so he could feel morally superior .

Cynically Optimistic by realistically depressed January 23, 2018

Cynically optimistic 

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.

Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.

Cynically optimistic by Sanityfan November 29, 2015

cyndall 

Amazing anime weeb goddess that says “new phone who this” all the time to make a funny joke, yet also annoying

“Gosh, that Cyndall is a handful.”
“Cyndall already saw that anime.”

cyndall by Phoenixflame.3 May 5, 2020