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Kakalones 

1. A slang term for testicles.

2. Testicles that hang so low they get feces on them.

3. An offensive way of referring to testicles as if they are soiled or diseased
"You better run or I'm going to choke you with my filthy kakalones!!!

"I can't believe it! I kicked that guy square in the kakalones and ended up getting shit all over my Louboutins..... the are ruined!...... *sob*"
Kakalones by Aco13 March 2, 2017

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kanokalover by soul<3 May 29, 2021

konkalonka 

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.
You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.
konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007
Refers to a person low in education, living in a impoverished area.
I heard Brady is a kankaloo.
kankaloo by HectorSalamanca69 August 29, 2021

Batang Kankaloo 

Batang kankaloo means legitimate citizens of and people residing in Kalookan.
"Mga lehitimong taga-Kalookan at mga taong nakatira sa Kalookan."

Kankaloo came from the reversed word of Kalookan.

"Binaligtad na salitang Kalookan."
Batang Kankaloos are described as hardworking, diligent, loving, cheerful, honest, helpful and compassionate.

"Ang mga Batang Kankaloo ay itinuturing na masisipag, matitiyaga, mapagmahal, masayahin, matapat, matulungin at may aksyon at malasakit sa kapwa."
Batang Kankaloo by Elysam September 6, 2024