Investgasm 

When you invest in something and it feels so good that it gives you an orgasm

Carl: „I invested yesterday in stocks. It felt so good i had an Investgasm!“
John: „What the fuck, Carl.“

Investgasm by Steve Stove August 7, 2020

Investsmith

protector of investments, assets, family, and future. (Usually the head of the household)

Now that I have invested in my first property, I am known as an investsmith to my future.

Investsmith by investsmiths.com August 9, 2021