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Pussy Minion 

A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).

They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.

A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.

2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
Pussy Minion by Cheesyballs June 22, 2020
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Pussy Mining

The act of passing a kidney stone while having sex. Then reaching in and grabbing the precious jem. Then revealing it to your partner.
You should have seen Lucille's face when she discover I was pussy mining her. Then I put the stone on a ring and asked her to marry me. So wanna get some lunch?
Pussy Mining by anthonyw December 29, 2007

pussypinion 

opinion of something from a female perspective
guy - hey can I ask your pussypinion on something?
girl - ye' what's up?
guy - what do think of my new christmas sweater?
girl - OMG!! totally! that's so cute!!
guy - really?? my mom bought it for me
girl - noo wayy! your mom is so cooool! we could be like best friends
pussypinion by pussypurveyor November 27, 2013

pussymining 

when you imagine your dick as a jackhammer during sex
I threw on my bob the builder hat while i was pussymining
pussymining by Nina Gorr December 15, 2017