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shade the chad 

The act of deficating in another man's ear. The origin comes from a drawing of a man named Chad. The shading on the side of his face made it look like someone took a dump in his ear and smeared it on his cheek. Hence the saying, Shade the Chad.
Man did you how dirty that guy's face was? Looks like someone shaded the chad on him.
shade the chad by angry clown March 10, 2005

The Supreme Chad

The Allmighty God of Chads. The Chads fall drastically in comparison. Imagine Giga Chad x 100000 to the 18th power. This male is the Sigma male that all Sigma males follow and came from. There would be no Giga Chad without him. All female beings orbit him within a 10000 solar system radius.
"Dear lord, it's The Supreme Chad!"
-Martin Martian
The Supreme Chad by Randomguy259 September 13, 2022

Rockin the Chads 

Wearing someone elses swim trunks because you forgot yours
yo, Im "Rockin the Chads"
Rockin the Chads by Arminhammer April 25, 2009

The Chads 

A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.
Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.
The Chads by M-Belks April 5, 2009