Dirty Smitty 

A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.

Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty

Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty

Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty

Dirty Smitty by The Nard May 1, 2020

The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.

Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.

The Dirty Smitty by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

Dirty Shitty 

a nickname for Jersey City( ghetto-ass city in N.J)

Yo man I'm from Dirty Shitty.

Dirty Shitty by portprincess September 16, 2006

Dirty Smithy 

When you snort a bag of flour off a turkish boys head and then shit all over a trowel. Wipe the shit on your arms and do the YMCA

Is he ok he's gone nuts
Yeah looks like he's gone and done the "dirty smithy”

Dirty Smithy by Stokeymemeist July 16, 2025

Shitty Ditty 

When something is all good, or you are in agreement with something someone says. Agreement, down, up for whatever the person says, excited.

That song was the jam! Shitty Ditty!

Did you dance with that girl? Shitty Ditty!

Shitty Ditty by Crock Enlow March 24, 2008