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Female equivalent to a Gallis (someone who gets bare female attention)
That girl is a Mannis!
Mannis by rockerfelly93 November 28, 2010
The ultimate game of tennis, involving up to four courts as the play area, no internal boundaries and the fence between courts acts as the net. Playing exemplifies such man skills and a test of such feats to continuous Mannis play. A variant may be played with four players over great distances. The manliest sporting alternative to tennis.
The manliest match of Mannis I've played in ages". "Those people are playing tennis, let's play Mannis". " I'm feeling rather refreshed after that game of Mannis".
Mannis by arby July 5, 2012
A manis is someone who is a dick or stupid
"Oh you're such a mannis'
mannis by lauren67 May 17, 2006
Noun. A woman who obsessively seduces and deceives men.
“Wow, she’s been on him the whole night!”
Too bad she’s going to curve him after spending all his breesh”
“Wow! What a mannis! Smh”
Mannis by Daniel Webstar August 18, 2021

Mannis Race 

A game invented whilst drunk involving 4 opponents racing to the top of a large climbing frame made of rope (original Mannis collesium found in Palmerston North, New Zealand). The winner is the first to the top and is then dubbed "The Mannis".
Note: Competitors may only compete in the sport if they have consumed a minimum of 15 beers.
"In the weekend I tanked up on booze and won Mannis race, I am the Mannis"
Mannis Race by The Knife October 9, 2006

Stannis The Mannis 

Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.

AKA:

The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.

Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.
"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "

*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.

*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.

+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.