Macaulay Culkin

noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.

Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.

Macaulay Culkin by Everyones Gay December 16, 2012

Macaulay Culkin

To call someone on the phone.

"I'll Macaulay Culkin you around 9."

Macaulay Culkin by Nick 416 October 8, 2007

Macaulay Culkin

The masturbatory act one performs only and just because is home alone.

- What did you do on Friday?
- I had no money to go out and my parents went to a funeral outside the city, so I just went for a good 'ol Macaulay Culkin.

Macaulay Culkin by Asthmaticdancer April 14, 2020

Reverse Macaulay Culkin 

A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.

That asshole cheated on me! Well, the joke will be on him when I pull a reverse Macaulay Culkin!

Reverse Macaulay Culkin by awboy November 22, 2011

The Macaulay Culkin

When your having sex with a girl or guy(whatever your into) pull out before you but an blow it in your hand rub them together and slap partner on each side of the face.

Dude I did The Macaulay Culkin to this girl last night.

The Macaulay Culkin by The funnyman May 21, 2013

Macauley Culkin 

The wrong way to spell Macaulay Culkin's name.

you must emphasize on the 'a'.

Macauley Culkin by orgasm addict July 6, 2005

Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012