Legos 

The thing you should NEVER, EVER step on before you scream and cry in agony and irony.

Fred: steps on Legos
*his eye sockets slowly move out of place from the irony*

Legos by MyBigFatBoobs April 1, 2020

Legos 

Small and colorful plastic bricks that can connect to each other to build structures of all sizes. Often used by children, but some adults can take them up as a hobby.

Legos have an unintentional use though. They work as landmines to those who are barefoot.

Guy 1: Ouch! Damn it!!!!!

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: Fucking Timmy's Legos are all over the floor.

Guy 2: Sounds like someone is getting a beating after soccer.

Legos by edp386 August 19, 2010

Legos 

Small plastic building blocks that hurt like a bitch when you step on them.

”Damn Legos!!”

Legos by GrapeTurtle December 18, 2012

legos 

little toy blocks that connect to one another to take shape of another object

look at my house, it is made with LEGOS.

legos by Sykey December 19, 2004

Legos 

The little fuckers that you step on and it feels like labor.

OH SHIT! LEGOS GOD DAMN IT I RATHER BE IN LABOR THEN THIS!

Legos by FuckersLegosPreg May 29, 2018

Legos 

Another word for weed, or someone who has weed on them. It can also be someone who is hiding his stash of weed into a lego box where no body will check or even suspect it would be there.

Damn, did you see Johnny's lego stash? That shit is dank.

Yo, you got the legos from the kid from school?

Legos by mrlegomaster14 April 1, 2011

Legos 

A noun used as a coverup for pr0n, since parents have grown to see pr0n as porn! Also, it is wise to not use it around seven-year old's.

Matt:"Hey man, did you bring the legos?"
Mom:"Ohh, that's so nice, you boys plaing with legos!"
Aaron:"Yep, we're gonna' make some real big towers tonight!"

Legos by Aaron Deaton May 22, 2007