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Donemana Hand Job 

A Donemana handy, is a sexual act that must take place in the village of Donemana.

The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.

If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.
I'm feeling dangerous, why don't we attempt a Donemana Hand Job tonight?

Donemana Wash

A donemana wash is an act performed by the community of donemana. This act is either performed in the sink of a bucket. They likely are either inbred or have satellite dishes for ears.
No need for a shower tonight, a donemana wash will have to do tonight.

Donemana dishwash

A donemana dishwash is the act of throwing a girl in the air and spinning her as fast as a dishwasher on your penis until the friction burns the foreskin away.
omg im definitely gonna give her the donemana dishwasher later.Or oh my I gave robbie kelly the donemana dishwasher last night he can barely walk
A state of complete apathy, defined as being so done with being done that one simply ceases to give a shit. It is likened to the higher state of being of nirvana, where one has transcended earthly fucks normally given. Most, if not all, associated stress, concerns, and worries cease to register effectively.
"During my senior year of high school, I managed to achieve donevana."
Donevana by Sarcastic Archer September 15, 2016