Napolliton
Napolliton is a state of confusion that occurs when your on hold on the phone for so long, you forget who and why your calling.
Napolliton by Bryn Benn March 27, 2020
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Napolitanoian Ice Cream
A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.
Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
Napolitanoian Ice Cream by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010
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Napolitano'd
Having your crotch grabbed at the airport by TSA agents under the new Fall 2010 security guidelines.
Napolitano'd by Freddom Frisker November 24, 2010
napolitano
An ugly ass man with a very tiny penis, and a huge bootyhole. Is a strong believer in bestiality and enjoys having sex with horses.
He's such a Napolitano!
napolitano by MamamamaMia November 18, 2013
Napolitano Pastry
A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.
There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.
Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!
Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!
Napolitano Pastry by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011
Napollionaire
Napollionaire : Talented entertainer
A creative entertainer.
Rich entertainer etc
The name was first used in 2008
By a social networker who failed
To uploaded is nickname napoleon
Because the name was taken arleady
Then he created Napollionaire
In short (Napz)
eg. You are napollionaire
They are napollionaires
(plural) Napollionaires
A film Production known as Napollionaire
Originally came from by a popular name
Known as Napoleon
A creative entertainer.
Rich entertainer etc
The name was first used in 2008
By a social networker who failed
To uploaded is nickname napoleon
Because the name was taken arleady
Then he created Napollionaire
In short (Napz)
eg. You are napollionaire
They are napollionaires
(plural) Napollionaires
A film Production known as Napollionaire
Originally came from by a popular name
Known as Napoleon
Napollionaire by napollionaires October 21, 2011
neapoliton Sundae
When your girl is on her period, shit in her fanny and also fill it with cum, this will provide the three colours of a neapolitan, then use your dick as a spoon to smash away.
Sandra "I'm on my period we can't do anything tonight; duncan " oh yes we can I fancy a neapoliton sundae"
neapoliton Sundae by Richard (Dick) Bona June 12, 2011