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pemerson 

To frustrate; specifically to offer something, or have something be within reach of a person, and then have that thing taken away.
I got pemersoned so hard last night, Ethan offered me a cookie and when I said yes he ate the whole thing in one bite.

Friend 1: "When I tried to meet with a nurse, student health services gave me an appointment and when I arrived they made me wait until I had to leave for class."
Friend 2: "Wow what a pemerson"
pemerson by Mal098 October 10, 2018

Collin Todd Pemberton 

This just means homosexual, this guy is the gayest of them all.
-Have you talked to Collin Todd Pemberton?
- Yeah, he's gay

dirty pemberton

Gay lesbians cumming in a cup and pouring it on their partners butt hole and slurping it from their rim
His sister got a dirty Pemberton last night
dirty pemberton by CALYPSO19 September 27, 2017

Pemberton 

an extremly lazy hand job. usually done naked but with no emotion, soundless
"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Eh, she only gave me a Pemberton."
Pemberton by jjbyrd October 8, 2011

Pemberton 

The most rockin', handsome man in New York City. Always well dressed with a perfect air of confidence.
Check out Pemberton! Man, he's Rockin'!
Pemberton by Magaloop January 20, 2009

Zoe Laverne Pemberton

Zoe Laverne Pemberton is a girl who does disgusting things, says the n word, has 9 year olds as her fanpages and lies to her fans.
Zoe Laverne Pemberton meaning example: Zoe.xx.lovely.xx says “hey did you hear about the song I mad of Zoe’s c00chie?” Zoe says “ yes but you forgot to add that I vape and flash my 9 year old fans, write that down next time!”