The arse end of Wigan, you'll know if you've been,
It's the scummiest place, that anyone has seen,
With stinky tramps and preggo teens aplenty,
You need at least 4 kids by the time you are twenty!
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It's a fucking shithole full of scum and lowlives, losers and drug using sweatys, nuff sed!
When all of your friends are gym animals and so you jump on under dosed steroids when they're at university so that everyone thinks you know what you're doing in the gym and so you can catch up.
"I'm totally 'mirin' Chad bro, he has put on some serious size whilst we've been away"