A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!

Mom and dad "I don't care what you do just read or some shit"

Cailou "FUCK YOU ALL"

Cailou by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018

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Caillou

A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.

Caillou by Tonesmas October 19, 2016

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Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.

My girlfriend is such a Caillou.

Caillou by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018

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Demon child.

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!

Caillou by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017

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