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Miguelitto 

Miguelitto is... a semi-possibly kind of sort of maybe decent almost human who is obsessed with dancing potatos (look it up XD) but has also been known to select an innocent child and shatter their bones with basketballs until they cannot physically move so that he can eat them. He has been known to comer children for fun and has been a little obsessed with those "snacks" if you know what I'm saying recently. He is jesus at four square but like... trash at the same time. All facts guys. And you know it :D
Miguelitto singled out Ademottomotto and attempted to repeatedly shatter his kneecaps with basketballs so that he could easily devour him later that day.
Miguelitto by TurtleNugget912 March 9, 2020

miguelitos 

The newest rating system, there are no minimum nor maximum points to rate. Created by boredom while watching hot chicks pictures.
Damn shes hot ill make 100 miguelitos with her!
Shes ok i make 5 miguelitos with her.
miguelitos by Miguel Guerin August 6, 2007

Miguelito 

Haseltine: Do you think Miguelito can win the Triple Crown this year?

Me: It's certainly possible...Miguelito!

Miguelito 

Some guy born in the USA specifically the San Gabriel Valley. Doesn't like salvy food, plays with wood ( not just only morning wood). Some would say his a scumbag.
Dang...did you see Miguelito eat does pupusas with such rage.

Is Miguelito wearing a Subhumans t-shirt, but his bumping cumbias.
Miguelito by Bruce Labia April 5, 2020

miguelicious 

(Adjective) having swag but still maintaining a professional appearance.
Ex " Damn bro, you're looking extra miguelicious today."
miguelicious by Fly as fuck October 4, 2013

Miguelantonio 

Stunna mexican who likes bitches and hoes and is in love with liz. His wifey. Has the attention span of a goldfish but people love him for it. He is slightly intelligent for a boy who walks into walls. Has sexy ass body and an enormous...brain. And a pretty big dick too. Everyone is friends with him and jealous of him because he's like godzilla and king kong mixed together.

Oh and hes a beaner.
"Dude that miguelantonio, he's such a fine ass mother fucker!"
Miguelantonio by LG rific June 20, 2009