Afk sweat 

afk sweat is to be away from your keyboard at the same time as being present in the future beating another opponent. If using this tactic you are named a person at a controversial state of mind. It is mainly used against noobs in a game. WARNING: do not use under EXTREME circumstances!

friend: your so bad
me: im going to afk sweat

friend : *dies*

Afk sweat by JacobKenobi March 8, 2021

Afk sweat 

This tactic is used under extreme circumstances and can be Harmful to people with noob abilities.This is a Warning before you read this tactic. This is a move you can play in any game to beat any opponent, The Term afk sweat is used a derivative towards being in the future and defeating the person who thinks your bad at the game, you say this and it creates a function where you have a conscience in the past and future, you can use it to gain power and fear in enemies.(if you have a friend called Cameron, use it on him, as he will always think your bad at the game until you say the phrase).

friend: youre bad
me: im going to afk sweat
friend: *has critical body failure*
me: wins the game

Afk sweat by JacobKenobi March 8, 2021

afk strokin

Going afk to beat your dick into oblivion

“I’ll be right back, afk strokin”

afk strokin by Y3R M4M September 10, 2020

AFK-studying

Know the topic of the lesson and because of this not to work on it

"Hey, what's the next lesson?"
"philosophy"
"Thanks, afk-studying time"

AFK-studying by Shiga06 February 14, 2023

afk sleeping 

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

afk sleeping by Bonjouri May 20, 2014

Afk shift 

(Excluding lunch, washroom breaks or sleep) the amount of time you spend as an afk chatter

If you say something like gtg and brb to your mates in a chat room, and you go off to help your parents, this may be the beginning of your longish afk shift.

Afk shift by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2022

double AFK situation 

Commonly happening during travelling, double AFK situation refers to the inability to watch latest YouTube videos on the smartphone caused by two causative factors at the same time — i.e. low battery levels and poor signal reception.

Stuck on the interstate roads located in the highlands with a dying battery and no signal, I found myself in a double AFK situation, missing out on all the new YouTube videos I’d been dying to watch!

double AFK situation by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025