Hoevany 

A Mexican soccer player that eats tacos and doesn't know how to cook eggs. Finest motherfuckers you'll ever see.

1) damn I wanna be a hoevany that motherfucker pulls all the bad ass bitches.

Hoevany by papithegoattequila February 13, 2020

hoevang 

The words of an extra terestrial when he is scared.

When ET is watching TV he shouts "Hoevang".

hoevang by Theophilus April 29, 2005

hoevan

Hoevan is a male named Jovan who seems to get around a lot ;) thus making him a little bit of a hoe. BUT WE DON'T SLUT SHAME IN THIS HOUSE OK! A Jovan who is such a fuck boy you can't help but let him know! You want to let him know nicely so you just call him hoevan until he catches on.

Jovan why are you being such a hoevan today?

Hey, Hoevan! Are you getting back from that party at 3am? I thought it ended at 1...

hoevan by HeyViolet September 8, 2018

Hevany 

Without a doubt Hevany is just the best person on earth. She can be cold to others but when you get to know her more then you absolutely without a doubt love her. She’s very funny and pretty also really smart. She is a short asian who has a twin and they are both very amazing. They’re a cute people who bring people joy. You can’t live without not knowing a Hevany like this one. Hevany is a trustworthy, beautiful, brilliant, amazing, goofy, smart friend without a doubt she is amazing.

Hey did you see Hevany today?
OMG the all time amazing HEAVNY!!!???? She can’t be single but I wouldn’t blame her the guys are so stupid

Hevany by Scoobatoobaenescarthober March 4, 2019