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thermonuclear fart 

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer
Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart

thermonuclear weapon

A thermonuclear weapon is a nuclear weapon design that uses a fission bomb's heat to ignite a nuclear fusion. The resulting explosion is a lot more powerful than the normal nuclear weapon.
They tested a thermonuclear weapon and it turned out to be more powerful than a nuclear one

thermonuclear_jackhammer 

A frequent visitor of Yahoo!'s "Black Metal/Females Are Idiots" room, good ol' Jeremy intimidates all the males and females alike with his Scott Stapp-ish good looks.
thermonuclear_jackhammer: I work out daily to be able to crush poseurs like you.

Thermonuclear Bubble 

The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.
All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.
I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

Thermonuclear Transmodification Device 

A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.
BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!