Canned goods 

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

Canned goods by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

Canned Goods 

I child is adopted and taken overseas for the sole purpose of illegal organ transplanting.

"Just between you and me, rumors say Johnny Doe was once canned goods for the Rockefellers."

Canned Goods by A_fabulous_assertion February 7, 2020